#2711

1919

Dec. 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Eli and Jack are thinking of combinations of teachers and cartoon characters Eli: Uhh... Fred Flintstone and Pham. Jack: I have no idea. Eli (in Pham accent): You just yabba dabba doing it!

#2653

1616

Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!

#2625

22

Dec. 2, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Pham walks into Modsim Pham: Wait, aren't there too many people here?

#2618

44

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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//students spot a typo on a test Pham: I make mistake when I type, okay? Student: Why don't you proofread? Pham: Proofread?!? (laughs) You must be kidding me!

#2617

66

Nov. 30, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!

#2595

1212

Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.

#2591

55

Nov. 21, 2010, 3:07 p.m.

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Pham: I know this quarter almost over. Student: That's debatable. Pham: No, it does. Student: This quarter ends in January. It's November. Pham: Exactly, it almost over, believe it or not!

#2575

66

Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!

#2574

1113

Nov. 18, 2010, 2:17 p.m.

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Pham: Then, using the information to model the rate of accending of a diver in term of the deepth. -Mod/Sim assignment on edline

#2565

1010

Nov. 17, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: This is ridic-lus. I could not believe it; it ridic-lus! (pause) Oh my god, this is ridic-lus. (pause) This is extreme ridic-lus! //after observing a student kneeling down to polish floor tiles soon to be tread upon by ARNE DUNCAN ZOMG