Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.
Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."
Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants
Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!
Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!
Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night. Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?
Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.
Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?