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Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#3575

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Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3366

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May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3347

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May 11, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

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Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!

#2575

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Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!

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Oct. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night. Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?

#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#1640

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March 11, 2010, 2:12 p.m.

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Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?