#13316

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April 17, 2024, 5:49 p.m.

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Maggie: Emily, what's your favorite marine organism? Emily: *garbled whispering* Maggie: ... Fajitas?

#12840

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:57 p.m.

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//Emily is searching up and looking at pictures of tumors with eyes, hair, and teeth, after Mia talked about how tumors do weird shit Emily: that looks like an ugly fish! Mia: you look like an ugly fish!

#12839

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:56 p.m.

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//Mia Payson has a bottle of kombucha and we were talking about it Emily Lee: You know kombucha the SCOBY? that's nasty //Vinegar is mentioned and Emily googles "mother of vinegar" Emily: Yeah like that's nasty too. why is it jelly like? Mia: well kimchi is the same thing too. Emily: I don’t even like kimchi! Emily: I’m not a real Korean. Mia Payson: you’re more whitewashed than the actual white person.

#12713

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Dec. 13, 2023, 8:09 a.m.

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Lodal: some funny things happen when you indiscriminately put people's last names and ite togethere Emily: THERE'S A LODALITE Lodal: oh really? that's nice i'll have to look that up later.

#12145

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Sept. 18, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Woodward: even if Emily gets the common cold from Nahom, Emily: *fake sneezes* Woodward: that doesn't mean that the common cold is zoonotic even though [Emily and Nahom are] both animals.

#4560

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Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#3575

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Sept. 19, 2011, 3:20 p.m.

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Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

#3366

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May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3347

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May 11, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

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Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!

#2575

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Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!