#2321

2020

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.

#2291

99

Oct. 5, 2010, 6:54 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: The nice thing about forces are that they are like an extra layer on top of everything we already know about physics. It's kind of like the frosting on a cake. Students: But we don't like frosting! Mr. Schafer: Okay, then it's like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Students: We don't like that either! Mr. Schafer: Then it's like a free extra topping on a pizza...

#2285

26

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:51 a.m.

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Hammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)

#2284

1212

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:50 a.m.

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Schafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.

#2260

2323

Oct. 3, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.

#2221

1515

Sept. 28, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Student: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...

#2215

1315

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.

#2214

1010

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Schafer: We are going on a field trip. Students: To where? Schafer: The carpet.

#2213

1111

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#2212

2325

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.