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⚐ ReportMr. Schafer: The nice thing about forces are that they are like an extra layer on top of everything we already know about physics. It's kind of like the frosting on a cake. Students: But we don't like frosting! Mr. Schafer: Okay, then it's like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Students: We don't like that either! Mr. Schafer: Then it's like a free extra topping on a pizza...
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⚐ ReportHammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)
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⚐ ReportSchafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.
#2260
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Write down everything you know about the F-word Student: The F-word? Schafer: Yes the F-word... well, not THE F-word. I'm talking about force, not the actual F-word, even though you probably know much more on that topic than on the word that I was talking about.
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⚐ ReportStudent: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...
#2215
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⚐ Report//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.
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⚐ Report//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!