// praising students for completing assignment early Street: I'm gonna give you a raise: you get 50% more salary than you've been getting for my class. Street: Of course, it's tough that 50% of zero is still zero, but it was worth a try.
Street: I can just hand out abuse to [Student] and get paid more for it. //later Street: If we demean and squash the souls of the children, we get 5% more money.
Student: [begins to answer another student's question] Schafer: Hey, I get paid a lot of money to do that! Schafer: Well, not a LOT of money...
Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.