#3134

33

March 23, 2011, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: (to students in the hallway) Stop hugging! That's how head lice are spread!

#3130

11

March 22, 2011, 10:18 p.m.

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Stein: The nth term test for divergence has been officially recognized by the International Institute for Acronyms as NTT. If the acronym isn't registered by the International Institute for Acronyms, but you still use it, you can face up to 2 years in prison. So be careful on the AP.

#3129

99

March 22, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Stein: I'm retiring from crossword puzzles. But it's like Brett Favre. I'll announce that I'm participating again next year. I told my wife this, and she was happy. She said that I could find better better things to do than 15 crosswords a day. And I was like "Nahhh."

#3125

1010

March 22, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Stein: I apologize for the rampant sexism of the giraffes in this course.

#3095

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better

#3093

2426

March 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Bob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals. Stein: What sport? Bob: MathCounts

#3080

55

March 14, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//Stein bursts into Magnet Geometry room after barely getting hit w/pie at lunch Stein: Good thing the kids have bad aim!!

#3070

79

March 12, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Stein: So the last 5 points of the project will be based on how well your model does. The team that does the best will get 5 points, the team that does the worst will get 1 point. Student: But you said the team that does the worst will get a D. Stein: Exactly, they'll get a 1/5. Student: That's not a D... Stein: Okay fine, they can have a 2/5.

#3052

22

March 9, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Stein: I am the rabbi of problem three. I tell you what you're supposed to see (in problem three).

#3027

1313

March 4, 2011, 9:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!