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#2987

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Feb. 24, 2011, 6:17 p.m.

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//Discussing countdowns in TV Studio Taylor: Okay, so there's 15 seconds left, the floor manager's counting down, and at 10 seconds the hands go UP! *everyone raises hands above head* Class: ...AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY- Taylor: NO!!!

#2902

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

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//Identifying key values in TV Studio - there is a news headline about Jersey Shore on the screen. Student: Um, that would be 'prominence' because it's Snooki and she's famous? Taylor: No! Wait, what's a Snooki?

#2901

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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//During CAP NSL Someone's phone: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND. Freeman: ...Someone's stomach is very outspoken today. *resumes teaching*

#2900

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.

#2773

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//A while into 2nd period, the teacher still hasn't shown up. Student comes back from CAP office... Student: I just ran into Ms. Cullen and told her I was looking for [teacher]. Class: What'd she say? Student: She put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a really reassuring look and said, "Don't worry. I'll find her."

Dun dun dunnn.

cap

#2751

55

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

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//Talking about the Eisenhower building during NSL Freeman: I mean, you look at it and go, "Why are there pillars there, 3 stories up?" It looks like a freaking Inception wedding cake!

#2390

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Oct. 21, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Loomis: Cappies integrate society, whereas magnets integrate equations.

#2061

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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:23 p.m.

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Mogge: So, it's like this. (Up and down hand movements) Leverage. Leverage. Leverage. SCREWDRIVER!

#1773

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April 12, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Morgan: AHH! I couldn't deal with being a math magnet. I wouldn't be able to function.

During math class while stressing over tons of work. The saddest part of it was that we recognized it as a pun in the first place.

math, fuction, cap

#1771

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April 10, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Balla: I know you guys are either math-geniuses or humanitarianistic...s...but I was really both. A magnet and a CAP, a...Magcap. Class: LOL Balla: Magcap sounds weird, doesn't it? Magcap...Capnet... Mythili: You were a MAP!