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#3265

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April 26, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Stein: So, Matt and David, you can share the 10,000 bonus point with whoever did the problem with you. But you can't give them to someone else. Bernstein: I'm not going to share. Stein: Right, I forgot, Matt doesn't share. Mythili: Because he's a Jew, right?

#3032

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March 5, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Neel: (raving) This is basic multivariable calc! Mythili: That's an oxymoron.

Neel was trying to teach Trina all previous multivar for her upcoming test with not much luck.

mythili, neel

#2513

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Neel: I should really do my physlets. Mythili: You didn't do yours? Shames. Tsk-tsk. Neel: Yeah. Mythili: Actualy, I don't know why I'm saying that since I didn't do mine either.

#2363

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Oct. 14, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mythili (to Fernando): I wonder if prostitutes get discounts on abortions...

while disuccusing the pros and cons of being a prostitute i.e. you might get STDs, but you will always be able to break a 20$...

fernando, mythili, prostitue

#2057

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

#1966

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June 1, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Rose: Wait, stop being smart. First...*breathe* what does a shell look like? Mythili: Like a roll of toilet paper! Rose: Mythili, head always in the gutter. -Later- // Rose looks uup pictures of shells on a website. Rose [reading from website]: IF you think about, visually, a shell is like a...roll of toilet paper. Mythili: Booyah! Whose head is in the gutter now!

#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

If you need Calculus to get married, chances are it's not happening regardless.

calculus, mythili, rose

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1771

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April 10, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Balla: I know you guys are either math-geniuses or humanitarianistic...s...but I was really both. A magnet and a CAP, a...Magcap. Class: LOL Balla: Magcap sounds weird, doesn't it? Magcap...Capnet... Mythili: You were a MAP!

#1418

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Mythili: What are you doing!? That's not your esophagus! Give it back!

Context: Chelsea had Mythili's stretchy arm-thing, and was shoving her water bottle through it.

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