#12360

1111

Oct. 20, 2023, 9:21 a.m.

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Jerry Lu: What is the airspeed velocity of a flying capybara? Schwartz: African or European?

#12321

44

Oct. 17, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Manslaughter. Jerry: Man's laughter. Jerry: A man's laughter kills.

#12296

55

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Jerry Song: My favorite word is homoscedasticity. Jerry: My second favorite word is balls. Jerry: Do you know what my favorite phrase is now? Jerry: Homoscedasticity balls!

#12294

33

Oct. 12, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Geraldus III: I'm going to pickle your balls

#12263

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 7:45 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.

#12227

66

Oct. 2, 2023, 8:56 a.m.

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// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*

#12224

66

Sept. 29, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.

#12223

57

Sept. 29, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!

#12209

77

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Stein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!

#12203

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!