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Oct. 20, 2023, 9:21 a.m.

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Jerry Lu: What is the airspeed velocity of a flying capybara? Schwartz: African or European?



Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke



Feb. 6, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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// CyberSec Pd 6 Guang: Writing a program is a bit like eating an elephant.



Jan. 9, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

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//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits