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#4206
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⚐ Report//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."
#4118
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⚐ Report// During Mathphys Freddy: Kevin! Why haven't you proven how simplex works yet? KevLi: What? Why me? You're suppose to do that and enlighten all of us during computer team. Freddy: Eh eh! I gots stuff to do bro. Important things, like painting my toenails.
#4095
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⚐ Report// During Mathphys Amy: Hey Freddy, how do you want to do our presentation? Freddy: Uh, I don't care. Board? I'm fine with anything. KevLi: Freddy is used to using the board anyway. Freddy: Yeah, 'cause I'm always bored during class.
#4045
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!
#4008
2020
⚐ Report// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?
#3624
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⚐ Report//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...
#3278
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⚐ ReportSchafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.
#2931
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⚐ Report//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.