#4008

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Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?

#3624

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#2931

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Feb. 14, 2011, 8:36 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.