Duval: He ignored your call for jesus
Naeem: Which one of you guys took a dump and didn't fl- Soumya: (insulted) I NEVER TAKE DUMPS
//On the bus home Naeem: Today I got scarred for life! My sister showed me pictures... of seeds, coral, and chocolate.
//On the bus on 'ugly sweater' day Naeem: So this morning I tried on my sister's sweater but it was tight around the waist and the shoulders and baggy at the arms; how do you girls wear such a thing? Soctia: You're just not busty. Naeem: Did you just call me buff?
//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...