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Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?



Jan. 25, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks into Software Design to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Ostrander: Can I steal the sexiest man alive?



Jan. 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.



May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.



May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...