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Oct. 20, 2010, 11:11 p.m.

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Anwesha: (talking about how drugs cause AIDS to spread through prison) Richard: WHAT? How does AIDS spread?! Anwesha: From heroin needles? Richard: OH, I was thinking about buttsex.

#2386

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Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.

#2377

26

Oct. 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Richard: It's one half mL squared, mothafucka'!

#1935

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#1526

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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//Richard is doing his hand thing //after class is over... Pham: You know I want to smash kid who is break-dancing

#1466

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Richard: (moving his arms like you know he does) Pham: Richard! Get rid of your arms!

#1181

1517

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?

#874

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:01 p.m.

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//In quantum, looking at Area51 on googlemaps Richard: The underground entrance to the thing is somewhere around here... Alex C: Near the end of the runway, perhaps...? Alex Belov: Huh, try streetview!