#2160

66

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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Pham: Where were you in the 1980's? Steven: In my womb!

#2159

1010

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Pham: Everyone knows where babies come from! They come from the clouds... You know that, right?

#2157

1313

Sept. 18, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, you know who the worst person for the union wuhker? Various: Scabs? Non-union workers? Pham: No, no, it Faw. [class looks perplexed] Pham: Faw! Steven: Who? Pham: Faw! F-O-R-D!

#2155

2527

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: My first job was at in a bakery and I get on the bus, as soon as I get paycheck guess what I do: I buy motorcycle. I not know in this country you need have license to do it. Cop get out and come say something, but I not speak English so he call translator. They tell me I need have license and I say "okay." And by the way, nowaday when I get pulled over by a cop, I say "no English" and pretend not to speaking it. It not wuhk if you guy doing it, however. [...] One time I was drive in Canada, get pulled over by a cop, I say no English and he start speak the French, I have say no French either! Then he look at license, calling police station and pull someone speak Viet and give me ticket. [...] I have a clean driving record for the past thirty year. (knocks on countertop) Contreras: That's plastic. Pham: There no wood.

#2154

1515

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:27 p.m.

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//Theresa mentions outhouses Pham: You know how to making the outhouse? Dig a hole, put the water in it, and set catfish and how you call, the Asian eating it all the time, uhhh... Student: Tilapia? Pham: Tallafia! Catfish and tallafia, they are great to doing it! //He talks about how they eat poop and what farmers do when there are too many fish living in the outhouse Pham: By the way, they don't have tissue paper to wiping their butts with. What they use? Leaves. Which kind best? Student: Banana? Pham: Yes. The banana go into...okay, you guy all become vegetarian after this. Key point is, outhouse is great for industry. //continues to describe the various outhouse derivative products which are blended into pig feed

#2153

55

Sept. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m.

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//Nobody understands a homework problem from the Anal Chem textbook Pham: This one, they do something wid it get rid ammonia. Okay, they do something wid it don't matter what it is. (jabbing board) They this things, then make it become this, then make become that. You understand what I'm saying? Students: ...No.

#2151

57

Sept. 18, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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//talking about foreign countries Pham: They not have the... what you call it, go Burger King and put four patties stacking them on it, also burger place really popular nowaday, I forget name, seven... Student: Five guys? Pham: Yeah, that one!

#2150

1010

Sept. 18, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is about to demonstrate an operational principle of rocket engines Pham: By the way, do not do what I about to do, because you doing it at home you get kill.

#2149

77

Sept. 18, 2010, 2:04 p.m.

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Pham: Second world war, Germany tried to make weapon, okay? What happen is they could not figure it out. They only have air and water. So they collecting birds... poops... and just scraping it up from forest and thing like that, ship to Germany and make explosive and thing like that.

#2119

66

Sept. 16, 2010, 7:20 p.m.

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Pham: What are you doing? Gibi: I'm not doing anything! Pham: That's a problem!