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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: "You know green banana? It unripe! You break it apart, you eat it, it crunchy!"
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⚐ Report// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?
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⚐ Report//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-
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⚐ Report//Theresa mentions outhouses Pham: You know how to making the outhouse? Dig a hole, put the water in it, and set catfish and how you call, the Asian eating it all the time, uhhh... Student: Tilapia? Pham: Tallafia! Catfish and tallafia, they are great to doing it! //He talks about how they eat poop and what farmers do when there are too many fish living in the outhouse Pham: By the way, they don't have tissue paper to wiping their butts with. What they use? Leaves. Which kind best? Student: Banana? Pham: Yes. The banana go into...okay, you guy all become vegetarian after this. Key point is, outhouse is great for industry. //continues to describe the various outhouse derivative products which are blended into pig feed