#1840

55

April 28, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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(Pham talking about effusion and Graham's law) Pham: For effusion, you use the cracker law! ...you know, the crackers, the Graham crackers? So, whenever you make s'mores with Graham crackers, you remember effusion!

#1839

99

April 28, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Pham: What, you not know what diffusion is? You all obviously never have boyfriend or girlfriend! Class:??? Pham: You know, when a boy/girl enters party, you think they smell nice because of perfume or cologne! Class:???

#1825

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April 26, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Templin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...

#1805

99

April 20, 2010, 6 p.m.

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// Poolesville kids are climbing a tree and get in trouble // Later, Nilay climbs up the side of the Envirothon main building but then jumps down Mr. Pham, walks out the building, casually to Nilay: You know, if I find out that the Blair kid climbing da tree, I breaks their neck! Nilay, quickly: Oh no - those were all Poolesville kids! Mr. Pham, smiles: Good.

#1803

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April 20, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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//walking away from a stream Pham: This not animal! This fish!

#1801

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April 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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Pham: I have three houses! One here, other in Maine, and other in Florida! And you know what? In winter, I heat house in Maine to 50 degree! And in summer, I keep house in Florida air-conditioned! And you know why? Because I want to use all the natural resources now, so that when you guy grow up, you won't have any!

#1794

2729

April 16, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//to a Block B student Pham: If you try to get in between a girl legs, she'll beat you up and you'll cry like baby.

#1765

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April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1739

296330

March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#1732

1818

March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.