#442

04

June 15, 2009, 8:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer arrives at the Magnet picnic carrying a stack of precalc exams Jacob: Are you grading exams during the picnic? Schafer: Damn skippy!

#427

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June 5, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//Shiv had asked a question about the precalc exam Schafer: *turns to Jared* "Can you translate please? I don't speak 9th grader anymore."

#425

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June 5, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.

#419

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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

#409

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June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//after the projector refuses to turn off Mr. Schafer: Shirley, goddamnit! * turns away * Ass.

#406

810

June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#404

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June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#402

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June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#399

810

June 2, 2009, 9:10 p.m.

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Nader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*

#397

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself