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#419

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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

Prevent cheating by being surreal!

schafer

#409

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June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//after the projector refuses to turn off Mr. Schafer: Shirley, goddamnit! * turns away * Ass.

#406

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June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

#404

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June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#402

99

June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

#399

810

June 2, 2009, 9:10 p.m.

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Nader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*

#397

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#387

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June 1, 2009, 11:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Want some ice cream? It's melting. Schafer: Thermodynamically speaking. It's not in a friggin' freezer!

#384

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

Mr. Hammond and Mr. Schafer in an argument in precalc class

hammond, schafer

#383

4648

May 31, 2009, 11:50 p.m.

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//all of the precalc class is wearing tie-dye for chemistry Schafer: This is like my worst nightmare. Any moment, you guys will pull out guitars and start singing kumbayah.