#381

2830

May 31, 2009, 11:46 p.m.

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//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"

#371

37

May 27, 2009, 8:32 p.m.

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Schafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.

#358

77

May 27, 2009, 6:35 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.

#353

04

May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: How many kids do we have? *counts* 18 Jacob: No!!! But Mikey's leaving tomorrow.

#310

1214

May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads

#305

2026

May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#304

88

May 22, 2009, 12:29 a.m.

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[Mr. Schafer wants to read Amir's story to the class] Amir: [stalling] "But, uh, the handwriting's kinda bad..." Mr. Schafer: "Trust me. I'm a professional. Gimme the paper."