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#387
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⚐ ReportJacob: Want some ice cream? It's melting. Schafer: Thermodynamically speaking. It's not in a friggin' freezer!
#384
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⚐ Report"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer
#383
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⚐ Report//all of the precalc class is wearing tie-dye for chemistry Schafer: This is like my worst nightmare. Any moment, you guys will pull out guitars and start singing kumbayah.
#382
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⚐ Report//when asked what the can things in his classroom were Schafer: There are 2 ways to describe those things. Option 1 is the best attempt at making Stirling engines the thermo class could do. Option 2 is epic failures, since about zero of them work.
#381
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⚐ Report//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"
#371
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⚐ ReportSchafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.
#358
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⚐ ReportJacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.
#353
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⚐ ReportSchafer: How many kids do we have? *counts* 18 Jacob: No!!! But Mikey's leaving tomorrow.
#310
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⚐ Report// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads
#305
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⚐ ReportMr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."