#4063

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March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?

#3356

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May 12, 2011, 1 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: We'll begin in just a moment. At this time, if you have a study guide on your table -- which I see many of you do -- please put it away. You know, I should just print study guides out. I would charge a dollar less for them than everybody else.

#3355

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May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?

#3354

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May 12, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: If you want to talk -- I don't know why you would -- because sound carries, you must keep your voices at a level that even the most neurotic librarian would be okay with.

#3353

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May 12, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: At this time, everyone please place an AP label in the box. // Everyone does so Ostrander: Good, no one got confused and put a sticker of a duck there, right?

#2909

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Feb. 9, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.