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May 27, 2013, 4:13 p.m.

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Austin: My name is Austin, but on the basketball court I'm known as the Yellow Mamba. Freeman: Who calls you that...? Austin: I call me that.

#3613

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Sept. 27, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

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Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.

#3355

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May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?

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March 12, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

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Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.

#2701

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Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

#1888

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May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?

#1541

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Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You