Search Quotes
#1206
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⚐ Report//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!
#1108
77
⚐ Report//Cy isn't sure that something Stein just explained actually works Stein: So, Rachel Leksana, you're going to have to go over to Cy's house until he's satisfied with this. Rachel: But I'm not satisfied either! Stein: Then someone's going to have to go to Rachel's house.
#1107
55
⚐ ReportStein: Going over homework has left me speechless. I'm going to have to mime the rest of class. (begins miming the Ratio Test with little success)
#1091
57
⚐ Report//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?
#1090
33
⚐ ReportJacob: Mr. Stein, I heard about the SAT foreign language subject tests. Stein: I mentioned that two seconds ago! Stop stalking me, Jacob Hurwitz!
#1073
1212
⚐ Report//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!
#1054
33
⚐ Report//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.
#1052
88
⚐ Report//staring at Kris's computer drawn picture of Infinitus Stein: Wow... wow..... I would leave my wife for this guy!
#1019
44
⚐ Report//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!
#1010
33
⚐ Report*middle of lunch and students are working on truth tables* *stein silently comes in the room* Stein: T T T F T T F F T T F F T F F T F F Stein: *leaves the room*