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#1077
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⚐ ReportPham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi
#1076
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⚐ ReportPham: If you want be lazy bum and do nothing, doing the teaching! Why you guy laughing? It true!
#1072
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⚐ ReportPham: We used to have the black Mr. Hammond, except we calling him Mr. Bishop. Maybe somewhere. Maybe you don't know.
#1044
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⚐ Report//some students in Comp Meff have not completed Analysis IB, and others have yet to complete AP Calculus AB A. Pham: Guys, we doing the quiz now! Students: Quiz? Pham: Derivative quiz! Some of you may be at the disadvantage, but just doing it!
#1042
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⚐ ReportPham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.
#1041
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⚐ Report//A teacher who bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Palin is in the lab //Jacob opens a picture of Palin and starts dong a side-by-side comparison Pham: What you doing? Shirley: Don't they look similar? Pham: Noooo, no. Hair is different. But she has the square face, you guys seeing that?
#1018
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⚐ ReportPham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!