Rajan: Today's Monday right? No, wait, it's Tuesday. Pham: It's Tuesday? Are you sure? Class: Yeah, definitely. Pham: Oh No! I forgot my homework! I have 40 pages to read by tonight!
// During Thermo, Rajan and Kendix are presenting manure power as an energy source Nathan Ng: What does PETA think of this? Rajan: No more questions! Schafer: Whoa, whoa, hold on. That's actually an interesting question. Rajan: Well... (gives some common-sense explanation) Schafer: No, no, you got it all wrong! You're looking at it from a logical viewpoint. What they're going to say is that you're enslaving the animals and stealing what's rightfully theirs. Doyung: They're entitled to their poop!
Rajan: Wolfram Alpha is never wrong. It's Jesus.
Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!
Ms. Dvorsky: Rajan, you hardly qualify as a magnet.
Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi