#11621

1212

March 1, 2023, 8:46 a.m.

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Schafer: Now some of you guys might hold the wires and see if you can generate voltage. Schafer: Maybe if you think really hard you'll get some. Schafer: Still zero? You have no potential.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.

#11578

1414

Feb. 16, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.

#11575

1010

Feb. 15, 2023, 2:10 p.m.

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// printer in 215 turns on Schafer: the weird thing is, that’s probably Mr. Hammond sending me a message.

#11572

77

Feb. 15, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: It's super easy and super fun. Schafer: If your idea of fun is doing nerd stuff.

#11568

1010

Feb. 14, 2023, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you ever seen a whale? Jeremy: No. Schafer: Okay. I can show you some pictures later.

#11561

1818

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Schafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.

#11560

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Weird, yes, but probably not as weird as playing tetris on an emulator. *All eyes turn on Kelin*

#11559

1313

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:11 a.m.

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// Penny lab in quantum Schafer: We will be doing statistical analysis. Schafer: However, this is not Mr. Stein's class. Schafer: We will not be setting a p-value and determining whether we should reject the null hypothesis. Schafer: Nor will we be using Cha-A-a-A-arts.

#11549

511

Feb. 10, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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// Andy walks into quantum Sean: I lost the game! Schafer: I also lost the game!