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#2805
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⚐ Report//On Board: x2-4x+4x-4 Giles: I will actually drop dead on the floor if you cancel those 4’s. You put them there, don’t take them away!
#2804
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⚐ ReportGiles: When is this function increasing? Class: From 0. Giles: Which 0? Ashu: Negative 0. Giles: What?!?
#2803
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⚐ ReportGiles (To Ashu): Alright—here’s the plan. Keep adding 0 to 0 until you get something BIGGER than 0. Then you can talk.
#2801
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⚐ ReportGiles: If you can factor cubic expressions in your head, you are a freak show genius. //Goes ahead and factors in his head Class: Uhh...? So you’re a freak show genius?
#2799
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⚐ ReportGiles: Your seat will remain the same unless we decide to put Ashu in the hallway.
#2797
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⚐ ReportGiles: Did you just say sin/cos=sin/cos? Ashu: Uhh... Giles: We are making groundbreaking discoveries in math today! //LATER THAT CLASS Ashu: If it's an equation, can you treat it like an equation? Giles: Wow! We are making even MORE groundbreaking discoveries in math today!
#2762
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⚐ ReportMr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....
#2669
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⚐ ReportRory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!
#2244
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⚐ ReportStudent: Infinitive! Student: Infinitive? Student: Infinitive! Student: Infinitive? Student: Infinitive! Student: Infinitive? Student: Infinitive! Student: Infinitive? Giles: This is the dumbest conversation I have ever heard! Both of you be quiet for the rest of class.