#10730

1111

Aug. 29, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am the anti Schafer in terms of efficiency.

#10641

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?

#10640

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: If we get to [textbook unit] 7.7, we get to submerge Mr Schafer in giant bodies of water! Class: Yay! Schwartz: And by "Mr Schafer", I mean imaginary Mr Schafer. Class: Ohhh ...

#10617

3939

May 25, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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Slides title: What is Supersymmetry (SUSY)? Student: "What is supersymmetry, also known as "sussy"? Schafer: "Su-sie" Schafer: "but AMONG US, I suppose you can call it sussy"

#10499

-46

April 27, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we need to preserve the pi.

#10201

1313

March 8, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//mathphys study hall Schafer: What am I hearing? Booyya: *pauses video of bubbling deep fryer* Korean fried chicken. Schafer: Okay.

#9832

2020

Jan. 26, 2022, 12:54 p.m.

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John: Sigma balls Schafer: I heard you

#9774

02

Jan. 18, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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// Pd 8 Physics Schafer: Only electrons move. We used to think that positive stuff moves, but negative stuff does. Student: Isn't that arbitrary? Schafer: Yes, but there are rules.

#9731

1818

Jan. 11, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Praccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.

#9687

1515

Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.