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⚐ Report//To teach limits, Mr. Rose repeatedly plays a game where the class plays an angry crowd of skeptics and challenges him to come within epsilon of the limit. Rose: Okay, let's do this again. So you're gonna be the angry crowd, and I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna win. Isaac Jiffar: I feel like this game is rigged.
#4366
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⚐ ReportRose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?
#4305
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⚐ Report//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.
#4269
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⚐ ReportRose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...
#4177
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⚐ ReportRose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...
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⚐ ReportRose: Man, next year I'm not going to lend anymore of my stuff to people. You want a pencil? Go die! Scissors? Screw you! Students: .... //Rose smirks
#4155
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⚐ ReportRose: What is the length of the coast of Maryland? Jay: It is constantly changing, so any answer is meaningless.
#4136
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⚐ Report//Helping Rose grade papers Hannah T.: Y'know, this really makes me want to become a teacher. Rose: (laughs) Wait...I hope you're kidding.