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#4448

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Feb. 20, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

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//Rose is proving the product rule. Rose: Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling a fast one on you, I'm going to expand this out... //Hammond immediately enters. Hammond: Mr. Rose, stop pulling a fast one on these children!

#4441

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Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

What on earth DO any of those mean?

rose, srp

#4421

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Feb. 6, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

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//Rose is showing the class his "Kiss my Asymptotes" shirt. Hakan: That's like saying "Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side."

#4412

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Feb. 2, 2013, 9:41 p.m.

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Rose: So anything times one is like, one, so...

#4407

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Jan. 27, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

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//To teach limits, Mr. Rose repeatedly plays a game where the class plays an angry crowd of skeptics and challenges him to come within epsilon of the limit. Rose: Okay, let's do this again. So you're gonna be the angry crowd, and I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna win. Isaac Jiffar: I feel like this game is rigged.

#4366

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Dec. 20, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

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Rose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?

#4348

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#4305

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Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

#4269

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Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#4177

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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...