#4366

4547

Dec. 20, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

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Rose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?

#4348

8894

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#4305

1521

Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

#4269

1618

Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#4177

5052

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#4161

66

June 5, 2012, 4:12 p.m.

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Rose: Man, next year I'm not going to lend anymore of my stuff to people. You want a pencil? Go die! Scissors? Screw you! Students: .... //Rose smirks

#4155

1012

May 30, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

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Rose: What is the length of the coast of Maryland? Jay: It is constantly changing, so any answer is meaningless.

#4136

1010

May 15, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//Helping Rose grade papers Hannah T.: Y'know, this really makes me want to become a teacher. Rose: (laughs) Wait...I hope you're kidding.

#4135

44

May 15, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (Observing the lack of enthusiasm from the class) The usual freaks aren't here! So you remaining freaks need to step it up.

#4129

1515

May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.