Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it.
Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20?
Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old.
Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.