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May 28, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Leela: I think Chris is a hybrid of Katherine and me.



March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!



March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.



March 22, 2022, 12:09 p.m.

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Chris Jin: I microwaved a spoon 5 years ago and nothing happened.



Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.

whooosh. also

orgo, chris



March 14, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!

It's a middle school competition, you really shouldn't.

math, mbmt, chris



Sept. 27, 2017, 8:35 a.m.

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//2D Motion lab Mr Schafer: This ball is named karma, and it's coming for you... We can make karma come at Chris real fast.



June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?



March 7, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//about how Chris can be somewhat intelligent, contrary to popular belief, especially when building trebuchets Sankar: So Chris is good at building, and he's pretty smart overall. //following the compliment, Chris smiles, then walks straight into a recycle bin Sankar: ...most of the time.



Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!