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April 5, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.



Jan. 22, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Street: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me

but wouldn't you have to be smarter than the magnet students in order to teach them

street, effect, magnet, smart



Jan. 12, 2021, 11:48 a.m.

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Street: You're supposed to put stuff behind you to make yourself look smart! Street: Like, a copy of War and Peace, or something similarly technical Street: Maybe even a textbook of Differential Equations; it doesn't have to be a real book, as long as it looks like one Street: You should work on this for next class



Dec. 15, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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// near beginning of class, a couple students have cameras on Street: Good strategy you guys got there Street: You have books behind you, to make you look smart Street: You know, if you guys have awards, you might want to put it behind you Street: And you'd say "Oh? I didn't know that was visible in the camera. That's my award." Street: I would do this myself, but I didn't get any awards Street: I get my award every two weeks when it shows up in my bank account



Dec. 14, 2015, 9:02 p.m.

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//Infoflow: Are you Smarter than a Blazer? Trunk, host: "In what continent are the Pyrenees Mountains?" Timmy, contestant: "Uhh...Asia!"



June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.



Feb. 24, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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Pham: Who got problem 85? One person, two person, three person? Come on guy, you supposed to be smart kids!



Nov. 16, 2010, 4:40 a.m.

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//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!