//Discussing work involved with two methods of removing vomit from a conic vase (by scooping off the top, and by using a hose extended to the bottom to suck). Bendeguz: But why would you ever want to use a hose if in real life it would be more work? Mike: It's harder to build a machine that scoops than it is to make a hose. Bendeguz: You could just use a hose for the top layer, and keep lowering it. Mike: Maybe, but I have learned in POE that it does not take much work for a machine to suck.
//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.
//Cathy doesn't have any lunch and Brian Ko has been digging through his lunch box for spare food. In the process, he takes out a couple condiment packets. Brian: Sorry, I don't have any food for you... //Bendeguz walks over and picks up a condiment packet Bendeguz: It's okay, just have this packet of soy sauce. Cathy: That's ketchup...
//While playing Jeopardy in NSL Ms. Diaz: I am going to take 6 points away from you as a penalty. //She changes a 6 to a -6 Bendeguz: But that's a penalty of 12... Ms. Diaz: Oh so you want more points off? //She changes the -6 to a -12
//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)