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April 8, 2021, 6 p.m.

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Piper: Okay, so there's 87,000 students in here and none of you are talking? Student: We already finished discussing Piper: And when you discussed the answers, were all 87,000 of you talking, or just a few?



Oct. 19, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

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// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?



Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.



Nov. 29, 2010, 11:44 a.m.

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Alex Epstein: [Teacher], I don't understand about big stick. What do you mean by that? [Teacher]: Well, if you came into my house at night you would see my BIG STICK!!!!!!!!!

Roosevelt's big stick diplomacy PLUS CENSORSHIP

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