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⚐ ReportSudhish: who did you have for orgo? Andy: Dr. Brabazon Sudhish: Did you have Hart at all? Andy: Yeah, for the first three weeks before she went on maternity leave and then again at the end of the semester. Sudhish: Was she pregnant the first three weeks? Andy: …she was pregnant for the whole nine months before.
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⚐ Report//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.
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⚐ Report//Dr Brabazon draws an eye shaped like a cone Colin: What happens if I stab my internal organs with the point of my eye? Lara (paying more attention to lesson): That makes sense. Lara (realizes Colin said something): What?