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March 14, 2024, 1:54 p.m.

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// Chem of art test Hart: Guys, it's not like an orgo test! *Entire class starts laughing* Hart: Come on, stop scaring the juniors who are gonna take orgo next year!



Jan. 26, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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Hart: You know what would be a great idea in a hot room? Bringing in an oven.

2024-026 was unexpectedly warm, especially on the third floor

orgo, ovens, hot, hart



Jan. 22, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Hart: I love hair. I would teach a Hair Class. The problem is that I say that about too many things.

// mod note: good luck trying to talk to her for less than 10 minutes at a time

orgo, hart, hair



Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."

#2: Schafer: "it's okay, my whole curriculum revolves around a dog"

orgo, hart



Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.



Dec. 11, 2023, 3:56 p.m.

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Hart: I made you an Organic Chemistry Review Packet. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



Dec. 5, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Prange, as a substitute: Your teacher, Ms Hart, is so organised that she can be absent and still have tests ready for you to take in class, fully prepared, in folders. Jeremy: What's it about? Alkene and alkyne addition reactions? What are those? It must be for another class. Prange: I'm not that much of a sucker. //later Prange: She said the quiz should take 15 minutes, which means you'll spend 30 minutes on it -- I know how these things go.



Dec. 2, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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//Orgo Pd. 7 talking about Spotify Wrapped Molemo: Raun, you listen to too much Kendrick Lamar and you're not even black Raun: You know what? (In Indian accent) No more A.R. Rahman for you



Nov. 16, 2023, 3:55 p.m.

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Hart: When I ask students to rate -- 1 to 10 -- how fun Road Maps [type of chemistry problem] are, it's usually an 8. Hart: That may be because I say "if it's less than 8, I don't want to hear it."

but they really are fun // mod note: I can make them even more fun if you want

orgo, bias, hart



Nov. 6, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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Hart, alternating between unreasonably many markers, all held at once: I feel like Edward Markerhands.