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#10868

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Sept. 22, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Hart: *points to a skull* This is Johnny. He failed today’s quiz.

#10852

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Sept. 20, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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// Resonance hybrids Hart: Unicorns don’t exist. Hart: Dragons don’t exist. Hart: Rhinos won’t exist for long…

#10739

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Aug. 30, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Hart: Grandpa and grandma smell really good.

She meant the stickers from stink factory

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#8957

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Jan. 30, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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Ms Hart: Why are they sending emails so late at night? Who's checking then!?!? Ms Hart: I mean, me, but still.

#8652

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Oct. 13, 2020, 1:04 p.m.

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//Hart orgo period 8 Hart: Does anyone know what a zombie smells like? It smells really good, like fruit punch.

We were talking about the stink scratch and sniff stickers

orgo, hart

#8056

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March 28, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Hart: You ever see those Finnish names, where there's 7 K's in a row, but it's pronounced "Sam"?

#7755

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Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

Never has a teacher's face fallen so fast...

orgo, hart, bli

#7727

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Nov. 13, 2018, 1:27 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry, period 4 Hart: What if there's an active shooter and a fire at the same time? Joseph: Tell the teacher.

reference to the science safety test

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#7713

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Nov. 9, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry Hart: I wanted to get a different color paper for each project. So, I called the paper companies and asked, "Do you have light chartreuse?"

#4678

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Dec. 4, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Ms. Hart is talking about Okapis. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi Hart: Can someone please explain to me - why are only their legs striped? Are they, like, galloping through bar codes?