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#3401

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May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3328

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May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#3303

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May 3, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!

#2267

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Oct. 4, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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//Omar is failing to speak french and spanish Student: Omar, stop butchering Romance languages. Omar: I don't know what that means! Briese: It means they're romantic!

#1315

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Jan. 13, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!