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April 20, 2021, 4:06 p.m.

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// about to do Mindfulness Minute™ Schwartz: Have we done this? We've done this! Schwartz: Oh yeah; we get to comment on the lack of scientific rigour of this! // proceeds to, with the help of students, point out various flaws in the directions



Sept. 14, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Scibowl mini tournament, facing Chris Tong Ethan: Can we forfeit?

Real men forfeit in the face of imminent defeat.

science, ethan



March 14, 2016, 10:34 p.m.

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//Are you Smarter Than a Blazer? Science edition Host: What is the value of acceleration on Earth's surface? Roxy: (buzzes) Uhhh...the velocity!



Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.



Feb. 3, 2012, 9 p.m.

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//At Ocean Science Bowl, Phillip in his room at a hotel //Someone knocks on the door Phillip: Password! Pham: There no password here!



May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.



May 3, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!