//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30
"He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses."
"I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back."
"Nobody cares about the ceiling."
"Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!"
"I need ways to mess with people!"
"It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos."
"Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."