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March 3, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!

#2974

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Feb. 23, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Teacher: As Contreras might know, every so often you meet a kid you just don't like, a kid who's just not on the same page as you... one of us is not going to make it!

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I was thinking about cylindrical and spherical coordinates, and I was like, "Wait up yo, how come we don't have cubic coordinates?" And then I facepalmed.

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Jan. 15, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

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Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.

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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.

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Dec. 3, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Teacher: If only Julie Zhu were here, she'd be able to draw this... Contreras: Is that the only reason you want her here? Teacher: No, there are other reasons!

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Oct. 17, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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//Pchem pd1, doing a lab //Contreras figures something out Sandra: Contreras, you're fucking awesome, man! Contreras (semi-distracted with something else): Heh. Sandra: Hey Contreras, let's grind! //Room falls silent Contreras: Uhrmm, the fuck?!

#2348

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Oct. 12, 2010, 8:02 a.m.

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Polina: Could you stop talking?  I didn't ask for your help! Contreras: Actually, if I recall correctly, you did.

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Sept. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I forgot to do my ethics homework, can I copy yours?

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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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//first day of 3d graphics, Contreras is spinning around //on an upside-down stool Collins: Alex, get off that! Contreras: But Ms Collins, I'm done with my program! //no programs have been assigned yet.