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#13244

66

March 25, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Alan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)","sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")

i don't think you should swear and curse at waiters just bc they didn't hear you but ok (also this was a long time ago) // mod note: "ham ga tsan" according to Alan corresponds to 全家砍 in Mandarin and more literally means "cutting your whole family down"

alan, cursing

#13120

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Feb. 23, 2024, 7:50 a.m.

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//talking about #13096 Sky Yuzuki: If he does that again i'm gonna touch him!

#13096

24

Feb. 17, 2024, 11:52 p.m.

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Alan Sai: あなたは개새끼です (anata wa gaesaekki-desu) Alan Sai: I don't know how to say "you are a" in Korean Alan Sai: So I'll say it in Japanese

#12799

22

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街!

𨳍 and 仆街 are, respectively, cat6 and puk1 gaai1, both Cantonese vulgarities

alan, cursing

#12664

1010

Dec. 5, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Rose: in practice there's probably less than 36^7 licence plates Rose: for examples they won't let curse words, calls to insurrection, etc. Yongle: How would you make a call to insurrection in 7 letters Rose: they probably wouldn't allow "KILLGOD", that's a bit too weird.

#12589

46

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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// roughly translated from ASL Mather: make sure your palm faces out for FRUSTRATED, or else it's *writes on board* B____H // some confused looks Mather: *writes out the T C* B_TCH Kid 1: (spoken) ohhhh Kid 2: (spoken) shut up!

#10515

1515

April 28, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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Student: Ms. Rao, you should curse in class. It would make you a more relatable teacher. Rao: Theoretically, if I swore in class, it would get you to pay attention. Rao: But for, uh, self-preservation purposes, I'm not gonna do that.

#6953

88

Nov. 19, 2017, 8:13 p.m.

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Street: If you can't curse properly, then you can't do anything properly.

#5491

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May 15, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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//In room 215, during lunch Non-magnet girl: S**t! //A loud clanging noise Girl: F**k! //Bends down and emerges with her water bottle Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand. Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...

#5332

610

Dec. 20, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Wtf aops blocked me because I curse too much apparently. Selena: Well that's not surprising seeing as ftw blocked me for saying "no" too many times.