//In room 215, during lunch
Non-magnet girl: S**t!
//A loud clanging noise
//Bends down and emerges with her water bottle
Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand.
Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...