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#8563

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March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

intentionally paralleling quote #8558 because the exact same thing happened in 4th period SRP - Elia and Lillian are the regional exploravision winners

exploravision, elia, bosse, srp, elia safir

#8506

820

Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#8475

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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

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//getting texbooks on first day of cell phys Elia: *gets textbook that says the first person got it in January 2002* Elia: Wow, this book is older than I am Elia: ... And in better condition too

#8474

2020

Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them

#8388

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Nov. 13, 2019, 3:12 p.m.

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Infoflow girl: Have a Sweater Weather Wednesday blazers! Lena: Sweater weather? Elia: It's literally below freezing, what are they talking about

#8373

-220

Oct. 30, 2019, 2:54 p.m.

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Lena: Is cocaine soluble? Elia: uM

#8320

921

Sept. 30, 2019, 10:43 p.m.

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//2nd Period Genetics, doing a DNA extraction lab where everyone researched and wrote their own protocols //Jennifer and Hae Rin run up to Elia Jennifer: *holds out a test tube* Jennifer: Can you spit in this?! Hae Rin: We need 10 mL of saliva! Elia: What.

#8292

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Sept. 18, 2019, 8:23 a.m.

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*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR

#5499

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May 27, 2015, 8:52 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.

#5246

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?