*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME
//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!
//getting texbooks on first day of cell phys Elia: *gets textbook that says the first person got it in January 2002* Elia: Wow, this book is older than I am Elia: ... And in better condition too
//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them
Infoflow girl: Have a Sweater Weather Wednesday blazers! Lena: Sweater weather? Elia: It's literally below freezing, what are they talking about
Lena: Is cocaine soluble? Elia: uM
//2nd Period Genetics, doing a DNA extraction lab where everyone researched and wrote their own protocols //Jennifer and Hae Rin run up to Elia Jennifer: *holds out a test tube* Jennifer: Can you spit in this?! Hae Rin: We need 10 mL of saliva! Elia: What.
*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR
//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.
Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?