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Jan. 16, 2024, 9:06 p.m.

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//Science Bowl Regionals, breakfast table before competitions Eric Yang: Should I drink the apple cider? Eric: Will I perform better drunk? Kian: Yes! Caleb is living proof that you will perform better drunk!

#12511

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Nov. 13, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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Cole: someone asked me last year if apple cider was called that because you have to kill the apple to make cider.

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Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#9371

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:42 p.m.

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Rose: I like to call this shape a squircle Rose: As a matter of fact, if any of you guys follow math Twitter… Apple, which is this evil company that makes cell phones, tried to copyright the squircle recently because all their phones are shaped like squircles

//mod note: this is factual, incidentally

apple, rose

#9130

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April 29, 2021, 2:24 p.m.

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// talking about sending out deliberately defective products Kirk: We are, after all, the nefarious Apple corporation.

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Oct. 27, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

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Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!

Bad Apple's an obnoxiously catchy song. And you don't wanna see ModSim guys humping apples. Especially in people's ears. Or anyone, for that matter.

freddy, kevin, apple, hump, philip, kathryn, modsim