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#8292

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Sept. 18, 2019, 8:23 a.m.

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*glass stirrers in Erlenmeyer flasks clinking in the background* Elia: ASMR

#8290

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Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?

#8284

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Sept. 14, 2019, 9:19 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics //talking about organisms that reproduce either sexually or asexually Sloe: so, besides it being fun, why else would they want to reproduce sexually?

#8283

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Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#5201

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Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

#3952

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#3751

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Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

Apparently Albert actually was in class and nobody noticed him...

genetics, viju, albert

#3664

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!

#3658

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Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...