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⚐ ReportGlenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!
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⚐ Report// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.
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⚐ Report//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...