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#10538
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: There are things I lie to students about, but telling them they'll "be fine", about something in class, is not something I lie about.
#10105
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.
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⚐ Report// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.
#4385
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⚐ ReportMike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.
#4154
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⚐ Report//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.
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⚐ ReportGibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.