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Nov. 30, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Kirk: i hate the BCT. but every year— Rose: i love the BCT. Kirk: every year, we have some students who are BCT cultists. and i can’t say for certain, i’m not part of the BCT cult, but i think the cult leader is in this room right now. Rose: i can neither confirm nor deny

#11159

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Nov. 15, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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Chikara: This spoke to my soul because I like big buff guys duking it out

#11027

1515

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out

#10977

1010

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula

#10867

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Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank

#10855

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Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

#10845

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Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#10839

2121

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10802

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:43 p.m.

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Kirk: When I was in high school, my friend and I would go to the gym and yell trig identities as we lifted weights

#10795

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Sept. 12, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So that is the slant height of a frustum. And that's true for... Kirk: Actually, I don't think that's true for any frustums.