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#11159

1414

Nov. 15, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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Chikara: This spoke to my soul because I like big buff guys duking it out

#11027

1515

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out

#10977

1010

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula

#10867

1111

Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank

#10855

1111

Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

He stops people from illegally importing fish from Japan

analysis1b, kirk

#10845

1515

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#10839

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Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10802

1313

Sept. 12, 2022, 7:43 p.m.

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Kirk: When I was in high school, my friend and I would go to the gym and yell trig identities as we lifted weights

#10795

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Sept. 12, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So that is the slant height of a frustum. And that's true for... Kirk: Actually, I don't think that's true for any frustums.

"frustum" is his second favorite term in math; his first is "latus rectum".

analysis1b

#10792

77

Sept. 10, 2022, 11:49 p.m.

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Kirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.