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Nov. 30, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Kirk: i hate the BCT. but every year— Rose: i love the BCT. Kirk: every year, we have some students who are BCT cultists. and i can’t say for certain, i’m not part of the BCT cult, but i think the cult leader is in this room right now. Rose: i can neither confirm nor deny

i think rose is the leader of many a math cult //mod note: neopythagoreans? he does teach Adv Geo ...

rose, analysis1b, math, cults, kirk



Nov. 15, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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Chikara: This spoke to my soul because I like big buff guys duking it out



Oct. 21, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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//A difficult partial fraction integral problem in Analysis 1B Harry: Call me a librarian because I checked out



Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula



Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank



Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

He stops people from illegally importing fish from Japan

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Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.



Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!



Sept. 12, 2022, 7:43 p.m.

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Kirk: When I was in high school, my friend and I would go to the gym and yell trig identities as we lifted weights



Sept. 12, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So that is the slant height of a frustum. And that's true for... Kirk: Actually, I don't think that's true for any frustums.

"frustum" is his second favorite term in math; his first is "latus rectum".