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Oct. 19, 2023, 12:52 p.m.

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Ivy Slocum: EW! why is this strand longer than the rest of my hair?

#12194

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Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#7662

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Oct. 19, 2018, 10:53 a.m.

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Ivy: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

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Jan. 29, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

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//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain

#6627

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Sept. 20, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.