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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke



Dec. 7, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!



Nov. 4, 2022, 9:57 a.m.

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// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.



Oct. 14, 2022, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen Chen: You can't topography without pogr!



Sept. 21, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Stephen: What is a horizontal distance? Katz: A distance along a horizontal direction. Stephen: No Katz: What do you think it is? Stephen: Your mother Katz: My mother is not a horizontal distance. Katz: If she was, my father couldn't be a vertical distance, because the dot product would be zero, but I clearly exist.



Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.



June 21, 2022, 10:15 p.m.

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// Playing cards against humanity Stephen Chen: It's either Karl Marx or the panda. Stephen: Wait they're the same thing.



June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.



June 14, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: The Supreme Court is the constitution's uncle.



May 31, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Stephen Zhang: I’m not into freshmen, I’m into freshwomen.