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#13081

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#13055

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Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#13050

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Feb. 13, 2024, 12:55 p.m.

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Andy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face

#13040

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Feb. 12, 2024, 7:38 a.m.

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Meghna: [It's called USAAAO] because everyone who takes it is mentally deranged Meghna: no i didn't say that // later Meghna: NOOOO WE LOVE STEPHEN AND WE LOVE JUSTIN BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMART!!!!!! Chris: we all know they are insane

#12821

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Jan. 4, 2024, 3:48 p.m.

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// Skimming through Logicomix Rose: Bertrand Russell’s parents were in a sort of… non-traditional arrangement… Stephen: A throuple? Rose: Yeah, a throuple Rose: That’s the first time I’ve said that word out loud

#12712

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Dec. 12, 2023, 10:58 p.m.

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// working through a Fitch-style proof; ∀xƎy[P(y,x) -> ~Ǝz(P(y,z) ∧ P(z,y)] Rose: So let's take a guy. What should we name our guy? Student: Raul. Rose: Okay, Raul it is. So if someone loves Raul, then it's not the case that they have somebody they love who also loves them. // later Rose: So let's say Raul loves someone. I need a name for the person Raul loves. John: Paul. Rose: Paula. Okay. John: No, just Paul. Rose: Oh, straight Paul? Okay. Stephen: I'm not so sure if "straight" is the right word to use here.

#12454

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Nov. 3, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Rose: If you talk when I'm talking, that's rude, but I'm getting paid, so that's fine. Rose: If you talk when Stephen's talking, that's bad -- he's not getting paid. Stephen: I should be getting paid.

#12194

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Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#12162

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Sept. 19, 2023, 8:53 p.m.

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*doing fitch-style proofs in logic* Stephen: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FIRE