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#12702
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⚐ ReportJacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well
#12689
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.
#12670
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⚐ Report// Jacobs says hi to a student in the hallway Jacobs: You know why I say "I'll see you" right? Jacobs: I always see my students in the hallway but never in my classroom.
#12614
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⚐ Report// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.
#12504
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⚐ Report//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.
#12471
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⚐ Report//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.
#12366
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*
#12365
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⚐ ReportJacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."
#12290
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Have you seen my brother? Jacobs: He dresses up like Jimmy Hendricks. He's still stuck in 1977.