Joel: Weast should be shot. Jacob: No, he should be promoted to Secretary of Education. And then shot.
Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!
//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.
Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!